The Festival of Carlos

To: Reservations@########.com

Hello,

Carlos says to you good day. He hopes this email finds you doing well. Carlos has been doing much research on the history of his people. Carlos considers the Alamo of one of the greatest victories in the history of the Mexican military. The anniversary of this glorious battle is quickly approaching. If possible Carlos would like to bring his group and hold an event to celebrate this occasion.

We will party. Carlos will call it The Festival of Carlos.

We are 157 strong.  The event will be Grande. We will build a campfire in the garden, juggle, jump rope, fight with sticks and rocks, dance to disco music, drink much tequila and roast a succulent piece of swine upon which we will feast. Carlos drinks only the finest of tequila. Carlos will be loving women of all sorts. These things will be supplied by Carlos.  Do you have rooms allocated for such an event?

We would like to plan this fiesta for August 8th from dusk until the dawn of the morrow. We will handle all cleaning. You will never know Carlos had been there. Please send information on room rental. We will need to rent at least 3 meeting rooms and hotel rooms for all. Carlos has never been to the Alamo but we will party as though we have just won the battle. Please include all the prices in both US dollars and Pesos. Carlos is very wealthy and will pay top dollar.

Carlos is looking forward to working with you.

Your Friend,

Carlos Fith

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From: Jean
To: Carlos

Hello Carlos,

We are a small hotel and do not have the space to accommodate this type of event. I wish you a great time!

Best Regards,
Jean #########
Director of Sales & Marketing
Phone: 928-###-#####
Fax: 253-###-#####


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July 18, 2011 at 11:09 AM

Kevin thinks Carlos' letter was very amusing. Kevin also enjoys roast swine and the finest of tequila.

May 31, 2012 at 6:10 PM

You got me... We have been laughing about this request and have even forwarded onto our co-workers and family.

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