My Idea to Drink 19 Gallons of Tasty Whiskey in One Sitting

To: #######@#######s.com
 

Subject: Drinking Record

To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing because I am a big fan of you product and was wondering something. Do you have a loyal drinkers program set up for those who go above and beyond the call of a drinker’s responsibility?

Here is my plan:

I am going to attempt to get into the Guinness Book of World Records as the only man to ever drink 19 gallons of whiskey in one sitting. This may seem like a lot until you think about it. if I start at 12:00 midnight and end 12:00 midnight the next day I would only have to drink a little under a gallon per hour.  That seems easy.

I have also petitioned to have my name changed to Drinky McDrunky. I feel that this name will help to give me credibility in my cause.

Could you mail me back any information you have on others who have attempted anything like this?

Thank You,
Brad Fith

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From: "########" <#########@##########.com>
Subject: Re: Drop Us A Line at Jack Daniel's

Hello Brad,

Thanks for dropping us a line.

We use a statement on our Web site and in other places that says: "Your friends at ######## remind you to drink responsibly." What you're proposing wouldn't exactly adhere to the reminder in our statement.

Regards,
John