The ##### Salt Company, "I'm Up to a Carton a Day"

To: ##### Salt

To Whom It May Concern,

I have sampled many salt products but yours is by far the best in both quality and texture.  I think I may be addicted!!!  Before I came across your product my diet was drab and listless.  There were days I just didn't want to go on eating.  Then it happened.  A friend of mine suggested I give your Morton Salt brand iodized salt a try.  Instantly, I was hooked. 

I began using your product after my morning workouts. I would have three tablespoons and my usual can of avocado juice (with a twist of lime and salt garnish).  It was great.  A began to find myself thinking about it at all hours of the day.  I suggested it to several of my friends who were equally impressed.

It was so good I was eating it straight from the bottle.  It wasn't long after that your salt had replaced my breakfast entirely.  Now I am up to almost carton a day.  I am no doctor, but I feel better than I have in years! 

Please send me any coupons and promotional material that you feel would be relevant. Also please consider me for any loyal customer programs that might apply.  Please send this message up to upper management and let me know when they have been properly thanked.

Sincerely,

Brad Fith

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From: Angela

Thank you for contacting Morton Salt.

We would be happy to send you a coupon.


Sincerely,
Angela
##### SALT
Consumer Affairs
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July 29, 2011 at 5:04 AM

:))) - salt of the mirth! Is this for real?

Hilarious. I love it

September 26, 2011 at 1:40 PM

That is wonderful! Can you imagine, a bowl of salt for breakfast?

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