A Letter about Gas Prices, Second Attempt

To #######@##.com

Hello ##,
I think my previous email must have been misfiled because I have not heard back from you regarding my request.  I just wanted to check in to see if you had come up with any information for possible meeting times.  I had requested a meeting with whomever is in charge of setting the prices of gasoline in North America because I find him to be a mean and cruel person who seems intent on holding me down and forcibly sodomizing every dollar he can out of my already tender and swollen orifice.  I think if he just talks to me for a minute we can be friends and I can convince him that lowering gas prices is the way to go.  I am available via conference pretty much any day of the week that you could fit me in.

I don't mean to be a bother but I am planning on leaving my wife soon so I am going to need all the money I can save.  She is evil (perhaps possessed by some satanic force) so she will no doubt rake me over the coals.  Gas prices do seem to be going down at the moment.  That's great but I am still terrible with money so I’d like to save where I can.   I am just looking for any additional info you can give me.  At very least please supply me with coupons for either gas or your tasty sandwiches.  



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