Letter to a Psychic About Location My Brother, "Hey, He's not Dead! Why Would you Say That?!?!"

To: Psychic Medium ###### 
Subject: Inquiry About Your Psychic Service

Hello Ms. #####,

I've been doing a great deal of research and I believe you can help me with my problem. I hope you don't mind that I'm emailing you but I came across your website and I'm really at my wits end. I live in St. Louis so I'm just a short distance away.  I've been I in frequent need of a psychic so this could be a good arrangement.

Here's my problem, my brother Carlos has hidden a great deal of my money and now that he is gone I can't seem to locate it anywhere. Knowing him he probably spent most of it on large barrels of scotch whiskey, comic books or pirate themed carnival rides but I really have no way of knowing unless I talk to him.

I've already checked all of his normal hiding spots but my neighbor is getting angry that I keep digging holes in his yard. Any insight you could give me would be much appreciated.

Thank,

Brad Fith
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From:##### 

Brad give me a few days to see if anything comes to me.

D#####

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From Brad:

Thank you so much!! If you get ahold of him please let me know. I'm sure he's someplace laughing at me right now. Please tell him that only a lunatic would find this type of practical joke funny!! Granted, I don't think he planned on departing so abruptly but I still feel the joke was in poor taste. Oh and one more thing, tell him that I deleted all of episodes of 'Storage Wars' on the DVR.   They were taking up space and he will not need them anymore. 

Brad