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To: ###### Productions
To Whom It May Concern,

I would like to enlist your help filming a video that I think will be very entertaining.

I would like to film myself winning the lottery.  I have bought many tickets and I am sure that I have at least one winner.  If I have done the math correctly I have a 1 in 3 chance of winning. 

I would like video documentation of my surprised look as I am winning.  I will be sending this video to all of my friends, most of which I will never want to talk to again.  I would take care of the filming myself but I do not own a video camera.
Please let me know quickly as I will win on Thursday.  I only ask that we belay payment until I have collected a portion of my winnings.


Brad Fith

From: ##### Productions

Hello Brad Fith,

Thank you for contacting #### Productions.  We will respond to your email within 4 business hours or less.  If you would like to speak with us immediately, please contact us at (###) ###-#####.


From: Brad

Ok but please hurry.  According to my calculations I will only win the lottery twice.  I may also need to enlist your help as I film them crying when they first discover I am rich and they are not.
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