Tuna Lover

To: ######@#######.com 

To Whom It May Concern,

I love your tuna!!!! I mix it with everything. Of course there is the traditional mayo, relish and onion recipe; but I found myself mixing it with all of my food.

Here is a list of things I mix my tuna with:

- Macaroni and Cheese
- Green Beans
- Peas
- I even eat it with peanut butter!

I think I have a problem and this speaks to how loyal of a customer I am. I believe I may be allergic to tuna. When I eat it I break out in a severe rash and my tongue swells so big that I cannot close my mouth. I just can't stop eating your tuna!!

I was just wondering if you could send me some coupons or something. I am, after all, probably the most loyal tuna eater of all time given my condition. What can I say? I love your tuna. I am really kind of like StarKist's Jared Fogel. Please send me an E-Mail and notify me if this is a common problem and if there is anything I can do to correct it.

Brad Fith

From: "%#$#!*&, Valentine (HNA)
Subject: Ref Number: 1555270A

Dear Mr. Fith:

Thanks for taking the time to e-mail us regarding your experience with our product.

We'd like to get some additional information regarding your experience. It would be very helpful if you would take a moment to call our toll-free number, 1-800-###-####, Monday - Friday between the hours of 8:30 and 4:30 Eastern Time. Any of our representatives will be happy to help you when you call.

We look forward to hearing from you.

####### Seafood
Consumer Affairs

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