To Whom it Concern,
A pack of teenage, Swiss Nazis just took my French poodle back to their house and shaved a Mohawk into his back. I know we don't see eye to eye on social issues but I feel like we have always had I won't bother you, don't bother me kind of relationship. But this seems like a slap in the face and in direct contrast of our arrangement.
Why on earth would you possibly send a pack of high school skinheads to steal my poodle!!!!! I will admit he looks a bit more like a man, but I don't like it one bit. And the crimson spray paint they used on WILL NOT COME OUT. He looks like a canine barracuda. What's worse, I don't know if it is due to the fumes or what but he seems a bit odd. He keeps running into the wall, every fifteen minutes or so, at top speed and shortly there after rolls over and pees on himself.
Tell my, is it now common practice to shave designs into peoples pets? If so, what do you plan on accomplishing? What's next, are they going to pierce my goldfish's ear?
Sincerely,
Brad Fith
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Dear Mr. #####,
Blow Me.
BF
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