Complaint Letter to the KKK

To Whom it Concern,

A pack of teenage, Swiss Nazis just took my French poodle back to their house and shaved a Mohawk into his back.  I know we don't see eye to eye on social issues but I feel like we have always had I won't bother you, don't bother me kind of relationship.  But this seems like a slap in the face and in direct contrast of our arrangement.

Why on earth would you possibly send a pack of high school skinheads to steal my poodle!!!!!  I will admit he looks a bit more like a man, but I don't like it one bit.  And the crimson spray paint they used on WILL NOT COME OUT. He looks like a canine barracuda.  What's worse, I don't know if it is due to the fumes or what but he seems a bit odd.  He keeps running into the wall, every fifteen minutes or so, at top speed and shortly there after rolls over and pees on himself.

Tell my, is it now common practice to shave designs into peoples pets?  If so, what do you plan on accomplishing?  What's next, are they going to pierce my goldfish's ear?


Brad Fith



Thank you so much for contacting The Knights Party. We certainly appreciate your willingness to learn more about what it is we stand for and believe in.

I hope you have taken the time to look over our site, including the Frequently Asked Questions section. There are many articles of interest and you may find that whether you are pro or con,there are some points that you can find your self in agreement with.

Due to the high volume of mail we receive, we are unable to personally respond to each and every one. However, our volunteers do their best to answer as many as possible.

Again, thank you for your letter and remember to love your heritage - it is everyone's right.

Pastor #############
National Director
The Knights


Dear Mr. #####,

Blow Me.

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