Hello Dear Readers,
Some time ago it was brought to my attention that all major companies employ large groups of unfortunate people whose sole job it is to respond to consumer emails, no matter how ridiculous or insane. I found this to be a remarkable opportunity to have some fun, cause a little mayhem and hopefully halt the wheels of progress just enough to make the world a little bit better for everyone. This became something of a hobby of mine for many years. Because of this, most of my friends have informed me I am a maniac.
As it turns out, people will not only respond to any ridiculous email you send to them, they will act concerned, offer solutions to your problems and, on very rare occasion, tell you to piss off. That's always a little surprising because I am always very polite. Oh well, so is the world.
Rest assured readers, these are all REAL EMAILS from real individuals and corporations. If not, none of this would be any fun. This may seem like silly waste of time. That is because it is. But hopefully, when this is all said and done, I will have wasted enough of the right people's time to have made a little bit of a difference in this strange little world of ours. Plus, it's pretty goddamn funny.
Thanks for Reading,
Brad Fith
Editors Note:
Brad was writing these out as hard copy letters from a small office he worked at in a St. Louis suburb. They were all hand written, on college ruled paper. They looked like they were written by some type of high functioning child. I came across them while working as a doorman at a Comedy Club in 2001. I quickly realized that he was truly nuts.
Please note, all email addresses published on this site were previously published by the owner and are available on the web just by utilizing a simple Google search. Some email addresses and last names have been deleted due to privacy concerns. The emails have not been altered with the exception of correcting some grammatical and formatting errors.