tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2074180872710216311.post4917330165564482514..comments2023-04-11T06:41:09.164-05:00Comments on A Maniac's Mailbox: Pet Psychic meet Maniac #1, Maniac #1 Meet Pet PsychicBradley Bergerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10351788230346399058noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2074180872710216311.post-49936192338250059512011-09-19T04:35:47.459-05:002011-09-19T04:35:47.459-05:00Dear Mr Fith,
I want you to know that I'm o...Dear Mr Fith,<br /> I want you to know that I'm on to you young man! I've sniffed all over your letter and come to the startling conclusion that you are not quite telling the truth! What "man of the cloth" would be offended by a parrot reciting an exercise video? Most men of such inclination are as worried about the size of their butts as any long suffering wife.<br /> I believe there's another story here that you are unwilling to reveal and for good reason. You were watching porn WEREN'T YOU? Watching the same video non stop FOR 32 HOURS while a poor parrot stood witness.<br /> I know your kind! It wouldn't surprise me if you used that poor bird in pursuit of your nefarious purposes. Is it insertable perhaps? And where's your poor wife? Buried in the yard I suspect. Hang your head, son, while we pray for your soulGreg Scott's Compendium of The Weird and wonderfulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09667703415154623821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2074180872710216311.post-22741140248796911482011-07-08T17:19:21.947-05:002011-07-08T17:19:21.947-05:00Ha! Yeah, I could probably write a 100 page doctor...Ha! Yeah, I could probably write a 100 page doctoral thesis just on dissecting the psychology of this email. Both mine and theirs!! <br /><br />I have not read that one but I did read More Letters from a Nut. I'd like to think of my writings as a mix between that, Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in America and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Not that they're anywhere near as good as any of those.Bradley Bergerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10351788230346399058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2074180872710216311.post-87838812388045702682011-07-08T00:14:23.938-05:002011-07-08T00:14:23.938-05:00Nicole contradicts herself. She says that African ...Nicole contradicts herself. She says that African Greys are very intelligent, then she insists that African Greys don't know what they're saying. I'm totally confused.<br /><br />I would go with Pearl.<br /><br />By the way, have you read Letters From a Nut?ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04204883255991927195noreply@blogger.com